Dear Miss Ima Dicted

[Scarlett]

Dear Miss Ima Dicted
Ever since my significant other brought home Miss Black Berry he never spends time just with me. Miss Black Berry is always between us. If I try to hold hands with him, he can’t because he is holding Miss Black Berry . When I try to talk to him he says “let me finish this message”! I’m jealous of a piece of plastic. I dress up and look good for him and all he is worried about is what kind of case to get Miss Black Berry. What difference does it make? She can’t tell what she is wearing so stick her in any old case. Even if I get him to take me out Miss Black Berry goes too. He spends more time talking to her than he does me. I’m seriously wondering if our relationship can be saved. Please help me get my man away from Miss Black Berry.

Signed Lonely

[Scarlett]

Dear Lonely,
It is time to step up and make some hard decisions. You need to decide if your man is worth fighting for. So the first thing you have to do is figure out what she has that seems to demand all of his attention. I think you need to fight fire with fire. You need to go see Mr. Black Berry. Flirt around with him for a little while and if he seems interesting take him home with you. I bet your man will be speechless when he comes home to find Mr. Black Berry holding hands with you. And when Mr. Black Berry caresses your cheek as you talk your man will begin to realize he could lose you to Mr. Black Berry. Within a week I believe you and your man will become closer and will spend more time together. I can almost guarantee Mr & Miss Black Berry will form a very special relationship as they send messages back and forth.
Of course if you and Mr. Black Berry do not hit it off and your man is not willing to spend less time with Miss Black Berry and more time with you it is time for you to move on. It won’t be easy but if you look real hard you might find one or two men left that aren’t in a relationship with Miss Black Berry and would be willing to give you their undivided attention.

Signed
Miss Ima Dicted

[Sissie]

Love it!!!

[Giselle9938]

awesome... Thanks Scarlett

[CurvyGirl8900]

If it's not Miss Blackberry they're feeling up Miss iPhone! We can't win! Hahahaha XD

[AZtweetr]

OMG! Too funny! :)